She's Not (Response to Suli Breaks)

She’s not on it.
Red light; stop it.
He keeps boasting about how big it is,
She tells her girls that it’s the size of a hobbit.
Frodo, that’s a no-go, that’s a no blow
Leave it yeah!

But he didn’t want to leave it,
In fact you decided to beat it, mean.
Billy, you didn’t carry a jimmy in your jeans.
The scene, Brixton McDonald’s and the motive is to go to the chemist after her meal.
My friend, she’s not planning to collect that morning after pill.
Ellipses, she’s not on her period
In 9 months time, things will be J.M.E. serious!!!

She’s not changed since she became a B.M.
And I’m not on about one series,
I have one theory…
That all a brother has to do is to click on the right Mavado tune,
Get some Disarrono and mix it with a little bit of coke, get that down her throat.
Be a gentleman and take off her coat.
Bro, she’ll be on one clearly, YOLO
She’s not the Virgin Mary
That’s the motto.

She’s not the girl to introduce to mums.
Like really is she still sucking her thumb?
Like really is she still calling daddy for funds?
Like really… does she have a video on YouTube twerking for fun?
But when its comes to fantastic foreplay
She’s acting, Woopie Goldberg, sister act nun.
But her profile history reveals that she has a body count of thirty
From thirteen, damn, this girl is dirty!

Oh my gosh,
Wow, you really do like her
That’s tragic (chuckles) titanic
Because she’s not feeling you
So tell me, why you feeding dudes the wrong information
Oh I get it, you want to boost your reputation
Swell up your ego, inflammation.
But you should know better
Because girls like her, their preference is Heath Ledger.

She’s not Kim Kardashian
Kanye West, 808′s and heartbreaks, you think she’s so amazing.
Well if it’s God’s will, she can be your Grace.
Market her as five out of ten,
Give another three for the personality.
As you were compassionate
And because you didn’t treat her as a written her off accident;
She’s not going to cheat on you
Unless Thor comes along; then you become the second choice applicant.

Dele ‘DeleWrites’ Osunsami 12.05.2012